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October 27 I'm 15!!!!!!!Gosh i havent been here for ages!!!!!!!!!!! Guess wat?!?! I'm 15! it was my birthday on wednesday! i dnt feel much different, but im happy!
Lots of things have been goin on in my life! lol, it feels weird writin it all out tho. I was blonde from friday to today..was interesting lol. it looked nice but got a bit too itchy! lol so i got rid! my kwlllllllll friend nathan has gone 2 malawi on a mission i think... but he'll be back in 6 days! i'v missed him loads, n hes onli gone 4 2 weeks! gosh lol. theres much more i could tell you, but i cba! so if you know me email me! if you dont, leave a comment!
Love ya
God Bless
[ L a u r e n ___ x ] ™April 23 SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!One Nation, "Under God". One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one! (You Go Girl!) FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" II CORINTHIANS 5:7 Don't forget to pass this on! I love this one. Everyone should send this to everyone they know, especially today with prayer restricted in schools. Forward if you believe in GOD!!!! March 18 Would u dare?This one should keep us all thinking.
>>> >>>I chose #2, now you pick one.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>This is a true story of something that happened just a few
>>>years
>>> >>>ago at USC.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply
>>> >>>committed
>>> >>>atheist.
>>> >>>His primary goal for one required class was to spend the
>>>entire
>>> >>>semester to
>>> >>>prove that God couldn't exist.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>His students were always afraid to argue with him because of
>>>his
>>> >>>impeccable
>>> >>>logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one
>>>had
>>> >>>ever had
>>> >>>the courage to go against him.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Sure, some had
>>>argued in class at times, but no one had ever
>>> >>>really gone
>>> >>>against him because of his reputation.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>At the end of every semester on the las t day, he would say to
>>>his
>>> >>>class of
>>> >>>300 students,
>>> >>>
>>> >>>"If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand
>>>up!"
>>> >>>
>>> >>>In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he
>>>was
>>> >>>going to do
>>> >>>next. He would say, "Because anyone who believes in God is a
>>> >>>fool".
>>> >>>
>>> >>>If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting
>>>the
>>> >>>ground
>>> >>>and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and
>>>yet
>>> >>>He can't
>>> >>>do it."
>>> >>>
>>> >>>And every year, he
>>>would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the
>>> >>>classroom
>>> >>>and it would shatter into a hundred pieces.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist.
>>>Certainly, a
>>> >>>number of
>>> >>>Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had
>>>been
>>> >>>too afraid
>>> >>>to stand up.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to
>>>enroll.
>>> >>>He was a
>>> >>>Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor. He
>>>was
>>> >>>required to
>>> >>>take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three
>>> >>>months that
>>> >>>semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the
>>>courage
>>>
>>> >>>to stand up
>>> >>>no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith...he hoped .
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Finally, the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone
>>> >>>here who
>>> >>>still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class
>>>of
>>> >>>300 people
>>> >>>looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the
>>> >>>classroom.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!! If God existed, he would
>>>keep
>>> >>>this piece
>>> >>>of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!"
>>> >>>
>>> >>>He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out
>>>of
>>> >>>his
>>> >>>fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants,
>>>down his
>>> >>>leg, and
>>> >>>off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away
>>> >>>unbroken. The
>>> >>>professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked
>>>up at
>>> >>>the young
>>> >>>man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of
>>>the
>>> >>>room and
>>> >>>shared his faith in Jesus
>>> >>>for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he
>>> >>>told of God's
>>> >>>love for them and of His power through Jesus.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>You have 2 choices:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>1. Delete this and never look at it again.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>2. Pass this along to your Christian and non-Christian
>>>friends,
>>> >>>giving them
>>> >>>encouragement we all need every day.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>When you choose option 2, you have chosen to STAND UP.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh,
>>> >>>this is a
>>> >>>little different:
>>> >>>This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's
>>>intended
>>> >>>to get you
>>> >>>thinking..............
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and
>>>then
>>> >>>wonder why
>>> >>>the world's going to
>>>hell.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but
>>> >>>question what the
>>> >>>Bible says.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
>>>they do
>>> >>>not have
>>> >>>to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is
>>>it
>>> >>>scary?
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but
>>>still
>>> >>>follow Satan
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>(who, by the way, also "believes" in God
>>>).
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
>>>e-mail
>>> >>>and they
>>> >>>spread like wildfire,
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people
>>> >>>think twice
>>> >>>about sharing.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass
>>>freely
>>> >>>through
>>> >>>cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed
>>>in
>>> >>>the school
>>> >>>and workplace.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on
>>> >>>Sunday, but be
>>> >>>an invisible Christian the rest of the
>>>week.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Are you laughing?
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you
>>>will
>>> >>>not send it
>>> >>>to many on your address list because you're not sure what they
>>> >>>believe, or
>>> >>>what they will think of you for sending it to them.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what
>>> >>>other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
>>> >
>>> >its not all that funny is it????
>>> >
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Will YOU pass this on? ... I did
>>> >>> February 11 Value>>To realize >The value of a sister > Ask someone > Who doesn't have one > > >>To realize > The value of ten years: > Ask a newly > Divorced couple. > > >>To realize > The value of four years: > Ask a graduate. > > >>To realize > The value of one year: > Ask a student who > Has failed a >>final exam. > > >>To realize > The value of nine months: > Ask a mother who gave birth to a >>stillborn. > > >>To realize > The value of one month: > Ask a mother > who has given birth >>to > A premature baby > > >>To realize > The value of one week: > Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. >> > > >>To realize > The value of one minute: > Ask a person > Who has missed the >>train, bus or plane. To realize > The value of one-second: > Ask a person >> > Who has survived an accident. > > Time waits for no one. > > >>Treasure every moment you have. > > You will treasure it even more when > >>you can share it with someone special. > > >>To realize the value of a friend or family member: > LOSE ONE. > > >>The origin of this letter is unknown, > But it brings good luck to >>everyone who passes it on. February 03 Being BritishBeing British
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?". Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland ... "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign."
January 15 SuicideYou've decided to do it. Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts: Suicide is not usually successful. You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25yr old who tried to electrocute himself. He lived. But, both of his arms are gone. What about jumping? Ask John. He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sence of humor. That was before he lept from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care. He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he knows he used to be normal. What about pills? Ask the 12yr old with extensice liver damage from an overdose. Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go. What about a gun? Ask the 24yd old who shot himself in the head. Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side. He lived through his "foolproof" suicide. You might too. But .. who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling? Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job -- but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned? Your father? Your mother? Your sister or brother? The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover. They'll feel regret and an unending pain. Suicide is contagious. Look around your family. You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis. Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police. They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away. You say you don't want to be stopped? Still want to do it? Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later. And we'll work with whatever you have left. If you are reading this, steal it and put it in your site too. If you're seriously considering this permanent solution to a temporary problem, please find help. This isn't the way to go, you may think that everyone would just be better off without you, but have you ever seen a family who has lost a loved one to suicide? They're messed up, the parents usually get divorced, the siblings never talk to each other. This not only ends your life, it changes the lives of others around you, but not in a good way. There are people who love you, and people who have been through the same things as you, even though it may not seem like it at times. So please, seek help. There are people who are considering suicide, forward this to everyone on your list and help save someones's life!! January 13 books...lolhey! these made me laugh....
HOW I WON THE LOTTERY
By Jack Pott
HOW I CROSSED THE SAHARA
By Rhoda Camel
EXPLORING AT THE SOUTH POLE
By Anne Tarctic
FALLING DOWN THE CLIFF
By Eileen Dover
VEGETABLE GARDENING
By Rosa Carrots
A POLICEMAN'S JOB
By Laura Norder
MATHEMATICS
By Alge Brar
SUMMER TREAT
By I. Scream
HOW TO MAKE MONEY
By Robin Banks
GREAT DETECTIVE STORIES
By Hugh Dunnit
Thanks to Kirsten 4 these!!!!!! January 06 Lol i kno its late but Happy New Year!lol! i've been meaning to write a blog sayin Happy New Year for dayyyyyyyyyyyyzzz lol,
hope you all had a great one!! tell me about wat u did, and suggestions please for new things to blog about!
luv yaz
xxxLaurenxxx
BTW- IT'S THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Epiphany, January 6
This is the info I promised b4 Christmas, but better late than never!! December 22 Jesus- Black or White?
In 2004, Jesus was voted greatest black icon of all time by the New Nation newspaper, which prompted a debate about Jesus' skin colour. "Despite the common depictions in Western cultures of Jesus as a blond, blue-eyed hippy looking man, all reasonable evidence points to the fact that Jesus could not have been of Scandinavian extraction and certainly was a brotha of colour," said the paper.
When Franco Zeffirelli was making his film, "Jesus of Nazareth" in 1975, one of the biggest decisions he faced was who to cast in the role of Jesus himself. The British actor Robert Powell auditioned for another part in the movie, but when Zeffirelli looked at him through the camera lens, he immediately saw in Powell the face of Jesus.
After reading all of that, tell me what you think!
Was Jesus Black or White?
xxLaurenxx
December 21 Jesus or Santa??I know from the comments on yesterdays blog that most of you would get rid of santa, but here are the results 4 the survey i took it from!
luv ya xxx
Laurenxxx December 20 Hey! Jesus or santa?
Hey, i was a lil bored, so i fort i'd come and write sumthin 2 all ma lil space fwends!! there was dis ad. on da radio which sed
Which would you get rid of?
Jesus
or
Santa?
so im posin this Q 2 u guys! who would you get rid of?
Jesus or Santa?
ttyl! xxx
December 14 ~!~*ThE fIrSt DaY oF cHrIsTmAs*~!~Enjoy!!!
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¢σмιиg σи тнє 1ѕт ∂αу σf
¢няιѕтмαѕ! ...ι ωσи∂єя ωнαт؟!؟!؟!؟!؟
LoL- lUv yAz lAuReN XxXxXxXx
December 11 annoyedι'м яєαααααααααααααααααℓℓу αииσує∂ αт мα мѕи яιтє иσω!!!!!! ι мα∂є тнιѕ ℓσσσσσииииииииииииииииииииииииggggggggggggggggggggg вℓσg ωιт αℓℓ ∂єѕє qυιz яєѕυℓтѕ ιи αи∂ ∂єи мα ¢σмρ ¢яαѕнє∂ в4 ι ¢υ∂ ѕανє ιт!!!! ιм ѕσσσσ αииσує∂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! αяggggннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннн December 06 Perfect...When someone says you're perfect it simply means that what makes you
is what makes them happier than anyone else could!!!
Lauren E*A*
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
December 01 Heartbreaker:'(/![]() 1. Write the name of a person that is
the opposite sex to you
2. Which is your favourite colour out of
red, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. white or black?
6. Name a person the same sex as you?
7. California or Florida?
8. Lake or Ocean?
9. Write down a realistic wish.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE SCROLL DOWN
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ANSWERS
1. You are completely in
2. Red: You are alert and full of love
Black: You are aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and laid back
Blue: Your spontainious love gets affectoin from
the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person
and give good advice to those who aren't.
3. If your initial is A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try toenjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is about to blossom S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone. Apr-Jun You will have a boy/girlfriend that will not last long but the memories will. Jul-Sep You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience. Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too good but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. Black: Your life will take on a different direction. It will seem hard at the time but it's for the best White:You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realise it.
6. This person is your best friend 7. California: You like adventure Florida: You are a laid back person 8. Lake: You areloyal to your friends and your love and you are very reserved Ocean: You are spontainious and like to please people
9. Your wish will come true if you post this on another blog within an hour.November 21 Bob Marley ProjectBob Marley Project “You know, because no dance looks pretty like reggae dance!” Bob Marley Bob Marley Project is part of Positive, our annual season joining the roots of South Asia, Africa and the Caribbean together in Leeds. November 13 THINK PINK!!!!!For all u peeps who were in wales on the reigning PINK team u shud remember to ... LOL |
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